1. Join a nudist colony
2. Live at home forever (so Mom can do your laundry.
3. Invent, market, and use a new line of disposable clothes
4. Marry a drycleaner
5. Don’t eat fast food
6. Never get out of bed
7. Puree your food and drink through a straw
8. Never change a toner cartridge
9. Wear a garbage bag
10. Avoid small children
